A new community theatre opens up in a small town. They boast that they'll cast anyone in any roll, it doesn't matter age, sex, talent, ability, they'll cast anyone as anything, and so you go to check sign up (because they don't audition, they just sign people up) for their next show, which is A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.
Being curious if they'll really cast anyone based on nothing except their interest and whatever roll they want, you sign up to be one of the whores in the house of Lycus (Lycus runs the neighborhood whore house), despite being a very straight male.
The theatre also boasts something about everyone "living" the show, and not just sitting and watching.
You get a call that you've been accepted as a whore in the house of Lycus, and that you need to come to an orientation type program that night. What happens?