You just can't help yourself, walking over you pick up a huge equestrian dildo. "Hello Mr. Ed." You snicker as you hold the long springy toy in your hand's. Marveling at how life like it looks, warm and smooth you can just imagine it hanging under some stud. This would make a great conversion piece for your collage dorm room you think with a grin. As you swing it around playfully, strolling up to the counter you flop it down. "How much?" You asked expecting the worse, but are pleasantly surpised at the price. "I'll take it." You say smiling laying down your money as the girl behind the counter bag's up your prize. Later sitting on the ferry, you can't help fondling the big blunt head. As it pokes against the thin plastic, threatening to burst throught. At the dock's you hop off, and hurry to your bike. Quickly riding back to campus, wondering what you friends and roommates will say when they see it. Thinking it will most likely be very funny!