Entering the bar, you see a group of normal-looking older lads in sports shirts and shorts who have obviously had a bit to drink. Laughing and joking, with their arms around each other's shoulders, they're being ushered onto a platform by one of the barmen, who's holding a tray of shot glasses. At the rear of the platform is a large, wall-mounted TV screen.
"What's going on?" you ask, as another of the bartenders hands you a free beer.
"One of our daily contests," he grins. "Grab a seat and watch. You'll love it!"
"Okay."
Taking a swig of your drink, you find a free stool on which to park your ass (carefully, so your tail doesn't show) just as the guy with the tray starts to speak...