Suddenly the door was smashed off its hinges and Chuck Norris stood in the doorway. You idly think that this looks like a lame 80's movie but make no move to act on it.
He then notices a dildo lunging at him, and he round house kicks it so hard it reverts back into a human form. As you watch this, you are still motionless, and wonder if you fell asleep as this is just so incredibly strange.
Chuck then walks down the hall without even speaking to you, and you wonder why he bothered destroying your door. You finally decide to...