You now know the truth about your desires. At one time you may have felt differently, but now it is revealed to you that you are becoming bovine. To put it more simply, you are becoming a bull.
The reasons are not important. What we can tell you though is that we are currently watching your true reality, and while you feel as though you are sitting in front of a computer, you are actually on all fours. Your hands have been replaced by hooves. There is a light fur that has sprouted from your skin, and your horns are getting larger by the moment. At first, we were unable to see the fur so well as your clothing hindered our view, but your sizable changes have made the clothing a non-factor. Our clients have requested a favor. They have asked that you say aloud, "This is bullshit, I am not becoming a bull."
Seriously... please take a moment to say this out loud.
Thank you. Your clients have requested to message you. We will turn the board over to them now.
That was spectacular! I thought that you might get some sort of word out, but the whole thing sounded like a MooOOOO! I wonder if you realize that you are standing in your own "bull"shit. You do realize that you are now several times stronger than you ever were before. What muscles you have. If only they were desirable by anything more than a cow.
You are turning out larger than I imagined. Your room certainly is worse for the wear. I am told that there is a truck coming to your address as we speak. Well.. as I speak.. and you moo. You are going to be put up for sale. I get the proceeds. Isn't that rich? All of those years that I felt you were my competition, now you are my livestock! Do you think that she will desire you now?
I remember well when you told her that my life was bullshit. You didn't think that I heard, but I did. It is only appropriate that you now have this type of fate, don't you think? Well.. maybe you don't... at least, not so well. They tell me that you will retain some of your human thought capability, but with the changes, new instincts will take over.
That sure is a neat tail that you have... over that bony ass of yours. No more getting any "tail" from the local gals. Now the only "tail" that you get will be on the breeding farm, that is IF you avoid becoming me next humburger. I will take care of "our" little lady from now on. She may be a bit broken up by your sudden departure.
I wish that I could rub it in a bit more, but I am told that your "changes" are done. I guess it is time for you to really feel what has happened to you. Don't be afraid to let me know what you think. It cracks me up when you moo so loudly.