It was quite clear to us from the beginning that you were destined to become a tiny helpless frog. The good news, or bad depending on your point of view, is that we have found a way to naturally extend your lifespan as a frog. Our client specifically requested that you live out your normal human lifespan as a toad. For your protection, we have made you nearly indestructible. Don't misunderstand the situation. If you decide to try and harm yourself, you will not be able to find death easily, but you will be put through an agonizing ordeal. For example, if you find your way onto a road, with plans of being squashed by a passing vehicle, you will still be squashed. Your remaining tissue will then regenerate. This, I am told, can be quite painful. It is in your best interest therefore to remain healthy.
We have also solved the problem of having you leave your current location. I will not add more at the moment, as our client has requested to communicate with you through this system. I will now turn our messaging over to her.
Hey there, "little" guy. I had been told that your transformation would be quite amazing to watch, but I would have never dreamed how fun it would be to see your skeletal structure get rearranged into that soft form you now have. When your hair all fell out at once, I thought I was going to fall out of my seat laughing. You just sat there in your room, in front of that computer, not moving. I think I did hear some moaning, but later it seemed more like a croaking. Ribbit! Ribbit! Your finger are now so tiny... and they keep getting smaller. I think that I can see little nubs on the end of each finger, if that's what you would call them now.
It's kind of freaky watching your mouth spread further across your face, as it is doing now. I suppose you will need extra space to envelope those juicy flies. I would say that you are easily less than two feet tall at the moment, and your legs have twisted into that typical frog crouch that you see in cartoons and pictures. You still have some muscle... (giggle) in your jump'n legs.
I recall you once telling me to "hop to it" when you wanted something done. You really made my life a living hell there for a while. I guess it is time that I return the favor. I have chosen to let you retain your human intellect - at least as much as possible. I am told that you will not have full thought capabilities because of the new size of your brain. I told them that your brain was never that big to begin with.
I am wondering now though whether I should just release you in a pond, or choose one of your young family members, and give you to them to play with. Perhaps you could live in a terrarium. That way you could get to watch human beings on a daily basis - a little reminder of what you could have been. No... I think the pond is good for you. Maybe you can even start a new family. "Froggy went a court'n, right?"
Well, you seem to be about three or four inches tall now, all hunched over like that. Those beady little eyes of yours are just plain creepy. I will talk to you in person soon enough, but I am not sure how much you will understand. I hear that your instincts will play a large roll in your future. I can't wait to see you eat some bugs. I have to go now, but I thought you might want to know a little bit about the weak, helpless, little toad you have become. Maybe I can find a mirror for you.