In the middle of a nearby aisle was a perfume display. It had all sorts of bottles all organized neatly as if someone had taken painstaking hours to make sure everything was in the right place. The bottles were not only organized by the color of the liquid inside but also by the shapes of the bottles. Some were big, some were small, others were in geometric shapes, while still others were shaped like crazy straws you would find in some carnival drink. But the strangest thing of all was that none of the bottles were labeled. A sign over them simply read "Exotic Perfumes: Guaranteed to Add More Sense to Your Life!"
"This is exactly what you need Lina!" exclaimed Amy as she grabbed a bottle and darted back to her friend.
"What is that?" asked Lina with a hint of skepticism in her voice.
"A new perfume for you." replied Amy, "you know how you've been complaining lately about not having enough perfumes to choose from. Well here's you answer!"
"I only buy name brands Amy, you know that. Besides, this doesn't even look like it has any brand at all"
"Well at least try it for my sake" replied Amy making a mock frown.
"No and that's final!" said Lina, now glaring at her friend.
"Then I'll just have to help you try it."
And before Lina could do anything Amy began spritzing the perfume all over her friend and laughing.
"Quit it!" yelled Lina and lashed out at her friend but Amy quickly sidestepped out of the way. However, the bottle was knocked out of her hand and was sent flying away from the pair.
"Awww you ol' spoil sport" moaned Amy playfully.
"That wasn't funny." growled Lina, still furious, "Now let's find a cure for you and get out of this stupid store before anything else happens."
"Fine Miss Bossy-Britches."
But as they walked away, neither of them noticed that Amy had read the sign wrong. In reality it read "Guaranteed to Add More Scents to Your Life!"