Ashley reached the edge of the fountain first, leaping out with 33-year old athleticism and landing with a thunk on the sidewalk. She spun around on the balls of her tennis shoes and fiercely grabbed her auntie companions out after her. They looked each other over for a moment before deciding what to do next.
Ashley had felt that she was doing well; Tom and Josh had been being stupid and gone on every ride they came to, and it had gotten them into major trouble. But now they were perfectly blissful retirees, complaining to each other amiably about being wet and old, and Ashley had to deal with them. She was thankful for a few things, though; gaining age had apparently given her wisdom as well, and as she looked around she spotted a ride that she felt would serve them well.
Tanya and Jean, outside of grousing about wetness and chatting about age, complained about Ashley's figure. The girl had grown into a woman in the fountain, and even though she might not realize it, she was wearing clothes that were far too tight - and wet, to boot! It was hard to tell how large her chest was, but it was certainly pressing against that thin cotton T-shirt and bra combination hard enough to show EXACTLY what was going on underneath. The lout didn't even seem to notice! Did younger people these days have no shame!?
Ashley grabbed her wrinkled compatriots by the wrists and hauled them off to the ride she had spotted, ignoring their outraged protests and speeches on the impudence of youth. It was several yards away, but the ladies were still yelling loudly when abruptly their captor released them and they were faced with a dumbfounding large neon sign.
The crones stared at it for several seconds, their mouths open, unbelieving. Finally, one of them spoke, reading the sign incredulously.
"We Smack You with a Bottle???"
"That's right!" chirped a cheery, synthesized 22-year-old man's voice. "On this ride, be prepared to be smacked around like there is no tomorrow! But don't worry, the ending's worth the trip!"
"I DON'T WANT TO GO ON THERE!!!!" came a piercing shriek from Jean's throat.