"Oh, brudder dear, if you haven't figured it out, you're tiger butter now. You remember how you conned mother into helping with the school's annual pancake breakfast on Saturday, well, now you're going to do your part for the football team fundraiser. I guarantee that the quarterback will just eat you up," Kat laughed evilly. "Best of all, mom and dad think you're spending the weekend at Ross's, so by the time they found out what's happened you'll be all gone."
Taking her index finger Kat swiped Dan's nose and licked it, "Yum, you're one big tasty stick of butter. Mwahahahaha!"