Ben sat back and got comfortable as the homepage loaded up. He noticed a section for first time users. That was him alright. As he clicked on the link a bright light flickered on the screen. When the page loaded up, he was greeted with a list of changes. The list included hair, muscle, height, weight, foot size, and others. He has always been hairy and like it, infact he wished that he was even more hairy, and found this as an opportunity to cash in (so to speak).
He clicked on the hair link and another list poped up. This time all of the links related to hair. There was facial hair, body hair, and head hair. There was also a link for all of the above. That is the one that he clicked on. Yet another list poped up. He was wondering if he would ever get to changing, he had to be at work in a little while and really didn't have time to be going through lists.
When the list popped up he made his decision. Of the choices of nonhairy, a little hairy, semi-hairy, hairy, or majorly hairy, he picked majorly hairy. When he clicked on majorly hairy he felt a chill run down his body. Just then hair started growing everywhere, he was amazed at the speed the hair was growing. As fast as it started it quit. Not before it gave him substancially more hair that any human being has ever had.
His beard covered all of his face except for his nose and the rest of his body was also covered in hair that was at least 3 inches long. He was having so much fun like this he hated to go back to normal, but he had to or he would be late for work.
Ben clicked on the change back button and was shocked to see what popped up. The page was under construction and said to check back soon. What was he going to do, he couldn't go to work like this. He ran to the bathroom frantically looking for something to help him. It was a long shot but he decided to shave all of the hair off.
It worked but he was definatly late for work, it took him an hour and a half just to shave it all. On the commute over he was thinking of what he would do next, and that he would be sure to set the clock when to change back.
There was a wreck on his way to work and he got stuck in traffic. He was already late and this was just making it worse. As he was looking in the vanity mirror, he noticed something wierd happening, the hair on his face was growing back. The same thing was happening on his hand and all over his body.
This was just what he needed stuck in a traffic jam and turning into bigfoot.
What happened next though topped all of that!