The last vial. Anole. She slams it onto the bed with panic and frustration, clueless as to what she can do until she sees it, a small note at the bottom of the box. She eagerly grabs it up and reads it:
"For Customer Service, call this number toll free. Operators are standing by 24/7."
In a mad rush, Mary grabs her phone and frantically dials the number. It rings twice before the other line finally picks up.
"Magic Changes Incorporated, this is Amy, how may I help you?"
"Hi, Amy, this thing turned me into a pig... thing. Fix it. Now."
"Oh, you must be referring to the sample box. Yes, I'm afraid that the changes there are irreversible."
"WHAT?!"
"It's all in writing on the underside of the lid, ma'am."
"Well, what am I supposed to do? I can't be half pig!"
"Then perhaps you should be more than half."