You are suddenly waken by a knock at the door. Curious who it is, you go and check who it could be. Opening the door, you find no one there, except a bag of animal crackers with a note attched to it. YOu pick up the note and starting to read it.
"Congradulations, you have been randomly selected to test a new batch of animal crackers produced by our company. But I do have to warn you, these crackers are magical. If you eat one of the animal crackers you will become that animal. And if you eat just a portion of the cracker. Your body will change into the portion you just ate. For example if you eat the head of a lion cracker, your head will change into a lions head. But be carful, there are warnings you have to know.
1. As soon as you eat the entire cracker, it will reappear back in the bag.
2. There is a human cracker in the bag that you will need to eat to change back to your body. As an advice, you should find it, and keep it our just in case you transformed into an animal without any hands.
3. If you eat the same animal cracker you changed into, you will be permantly stuck in that form."
The list went on and on, but you got bored. You grab the and take it inside. Taking a look at the bag, you can see that there is every animal in the world. Even extinct ones.
You sit down, set the bag beside you, and turn on the TV.
So who are you.