While Cindy was walking to the living room, she had this nagging suspicion about the vial. She stared at the front, which said Breast (+), and turned it over, slowly. A small back label greeted her eyes and she strained to read it.
"Caution, do not spray more than five times, this causes permanent breast growth, with NO CURE.
Do not let spray sit in an enclosed area for a long time, effects will NOT wear off the area. (Effects will gradually lessen, but will stay a week for each spray)
Any object that this spray is used on keeps its effect, even though perfume and/or effect wears off.
Do not contain spray in an enclosed area, enclosed spaces will ENHANCE the spray by at least TWO more sprays (Chemicals stay when they shouldn't, enhancing sprays).
Effects from this product CAN NOT be removed by sprays from a breast(-). Effects may ENHANCE up to FIVE TIMES because of a chemical in breast(-) that mixes with breast(+).
Side effects may include: Transgender (if male), reality shifts, cancer, death, growing hair, nymphomania, and permanent growth. Do not take if PREGNANT. Baby WILL grow breasts and WILL kill you.
One spray: One cup (Two if close range)
Two sprays: Two cup (Three if close range)
Three sprays: Three cups (Four if close range)
Four sprays: Four cups (Five if close range)
Five sprays: PERMANENT BREAST GROWTH (cup per year)
Six sprays: PERMANENT BREAST GROWTH (cup per month)
Seven sprays: PERMANENT BREAST GROWTH (cup per week)
Eight sprays: PERMANENT BREAST GROWTH (cup per day. WILL POTENTIALLY CAUSE DEATH)
Nine sprays: PERMANENT BREAST GROWTH (cup per hour. WILL POTENTIALLY CAUSE DEATH)
Ten sprays: PERMANENT BREAST GROWTH (cup per minute. WILL POTENTIALLY CAUSE DEATH)
Eleven sprays: PERMANENT BREAST GROWTH (cup per second. WILL POTENTIALLY CAUSE DEATH)
Twelve sprays: DEATH (cup per milisecond).
We are not liable for any deaths or injuries caused by this product."
Cindy stared at the bathroom in horror. If she sprayed seven times, and the effects were enhanced by at least two by putting it in an enclosed space... A cup per hour? If her roommate or one of her friends go in... Well, they were as good as dead by tomorrow. But... She sprayed quickly, and didn't spray all the way, so does she let it run its course, or try to find something to stop it, maybe causing her death. Or maybe she should run. What should she do...?