The whole world seemed to shake and jump. Then, objects began to randomly disappear and appear. A shelf of books vanished. A bicycle popped into existence out of nowhere.
The shocked pair themselves began to change randomly. Todd grew to 10' tall, then shrank to 1' tall. Carrie suddenly expanded, growing fatter until she was a massively obese woman, weighing over 400 pounds, then her skin grew thicker and gray as she transformed into an elephant.
Across the room, the jock and the blonde's minds became sex crazed, and in lust they lept at each other. They tore off their clothes and copulated together with wild abandon. In the middle of sex, their genders reversed, but that didn't even slow them down. The jock's cock shrank back into a pussy as the blonde's genitals grew into a cock and penetrated the former jock.
The old librarian transformed into a shrieking male rhesus monkey and began to furiously masturbate while sitting on a stack of books that hovered several feet off the ground in defiance of gravity.
Todd grew larger again, this time he turned into a blonde woman with three freakishly large breasts and four arms. She (Todd) then grew younger, into a 9-year-old girl version of the freakish woman he had just been, still with four arms, but now only three childish pink nipples. Again she changed. She grew older, very old in fact. Her bones ached as she entered her 90s, her three breasts becoming wrinkled and sagged.
A television set appeared out of thin air and flew across the room between the two of them. It collided heavily with the masturbating monkey/librarian, knocking it senseless (but not killing it).
Carrie meanwhile had shrunk from an elephant to a tiny mouse. Then, she grew larger again, this time into a cat with six legs and the tail feathers of a peacock, which quickly hardened into a stone statue of the cat chimera.
All the while, the remote bounced on the shaking ground randomly rearranging all of existence.