Lee was on holiday and wandered to Pleasure Island for something to do. Now retired, he had time on his hands. As he walked ashore on the Inland of strange pleasures he saw billboards offering everything from soup to nuts.
Strolling along a small hand bill posted on a telephone pole covered with old nails. 'Volunteers Needed' Must be male, any age, willing to volunteer for long periods during tests. Payment for services as much as you need, housing and meals included. All volunteer's have full use of recreational facilities. If interested go to Paradise Street, turn left walk to building "C".
Lee looked at the handbill and thought, sounds interesting and pays what ever money I ask. Neat and maybe to good to be true Lee walked to Paradise Street and turning left saw a line of men. Young to old and feeble awaited to get into Building 'C'.
Standing and looking full undecided, a young pretty woman approached. "Sir are you really interested in their offer? My manager in Building 'N' has the same offer and no waiting in line.
Lee looked down the street and could just see Building 'N'. The young woman took him by the hand and walked Lee to the front door. Before entering Lee looked at the girl and said, "What kind of testing is done here?"
"Sir, ask the man just inside for a schedule of today's testing. Make sure that he gives you a reservation for a room and meal vouchers'. Please have a interesting time, your help in science is appreciated."
Lee stepped in through the twin wooden doors and met a tall man. Looking up Lee at 6'7" met a 7' plus form on a muscle builder. The man smiled and gave Lee a schedule of tests.
Lee looked at the list wide eyed!
1. African Plains test
2. European Bison test
3. American Cervine test
4. American Equine test
5. Canadian Bovine test
6. Inter-Genius Breeding test
7. Any two of the above
Lee stared, and then with a shaky finger pointed to:
"Yes Sir we pay very fine for any help in Inter-Genius Breeding, come right this way."
Lee was quickly led to a small room with a posted memo on the wall.
"Please Read"
Remove all clothing, note jar on stand, open jar and apply lavishly the cream EVERYWHERE.
STAND ON TIPTOES, REACH HANDS HIGH IN THE AIR, GRAB HAND HOLDS AND WAIT FOR TESTING TO BEGIN."
Then in small print a disclaimer about severe reations and possible physical changes, for which they take full possesion of your body?
Lee spread the aloe' smelling cream in every nook and cranny of his body. Then standing in tiptoes reached skyward and found two hand holds and wrist clasps. Lee just touched the hand hold and the clasps tightened down on his wrists'.
A fear of entrapment suddenly surged through him as he was picked up off his toes and moved in for testing.