After the wolf lady left the insurance salesman muttered to himself
"f$$k this,i don't even like dogs,now i"m going to turn into one.'
He looked desperately around the one,there had to be a way out.
His eyes settles on a necklace made of great white sharks teeth hanging from the wall.It was a souveneir he'd picked up from a hawaian convention years earlier.
He walked over to the wall and pulled the neccklace off the hooks.There was a little card on a string attached to the neccklace with some text on it
He read what it said
Cthululu Necklace
Made from genuine Great White Shark teeth and dehydrated squid tentacles.
Blessed By the Cult of Dagon,followers of the healing god Cthlulu.
In ancient times followers of Cthlulu would grind up sharks teeth and drink the powder in order to cure themselves
The insurance salesman looked at the coffeegrinder in the kitchen and thought"well,what have i got to lose"
He took the sacred shark necklace into the kitchen and got to work.