WELL!? Yelled Felix.
"Calm down, I'm almost finished." The clerk took a smoothie that was red and glowd with a black aura. Felix stopped yelling and looked down at teh smoothie.
"It will do what you wanted it to." said the clerk. "There is absolutely no need to worry."
The huge bodybuilder took the smoothie and downed it in one gulp. "What do I have to do to pay you?" said the bodybuilder.
"No need". said teh clerk. "We fix all problems that make our customers unhappy." Of course, the clerk put something else into that smoothie: essence of addiction.
The bodybuilder went into the bathroom, locked the door, and pulled down his pants. Sure enough, his dick was swelling along with his balls. Soon, they reached their normal size. Felix pulled up his pants and walked out, smiling. "Thanks man." he said to the clerk. "Say," he added, "Can I have some more of both of those?"
"How many?" The clerk asked, smiling, but not for politeness.
"Two...no, four each." said the bodybuilder. He slapped two dollars on teh counter and left, drinking out of the dick-enlarging one first. The clerk chuckled with delight. That was why they could afford to charge a quarter for each smoothie...