Jake points at your groin and says, "Speaking of packages, what happened to yours?" Both of your friends laugh while you look down at your naked body and see your small dick. "Whatever, its not my fault I have a small dick" you say in a very high pitched tone. You sound like you just learned how to talk.
Ryan trys to grab more jellybeans but fails miserably due to his hooves where his hands used to be. "Shit, I cant pick anything up. Do me a favor Jake and give me that jellybean with the label T under it." Jake grabs two and puts one in Ryans mouth for him. "Lets do it together and see whose is better" he pops it in his mouth, and almost instantly, both of your friends are now naked, except for one skimpy piece of underwear covering their package: a thong. You can't help but to look at their huge packages, especially Ryan's horse cock, and feel jealous compared to your baby cock. "Dude, I never realized how comfy thongs felt" Ryan said as he felt up his own package. You notice he was getting excited, as the thong could barely contain his dick, which was coming out of his sheath.
Feeling envious, you grab a question-marked jellybean from the very bottom row and swallow it whole. All of a sudden, you start to feel funny sensations coming from your body. You want to say something, but all that comes out of your mouth is "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". You can still see everything, but from a fixed angle, which is now stuck on Ryan's horse dick. Jake and Ryan cant stop laughing at you. "Oh my god, a fucking toilet! Thats awesome!" Jake says.
"Good thing, cuz' I gotta go!" Ryan says as he starts trying to get his thong off. After great difficulty, he drops it to the floor and sits on you. You embrace his weight, surprisingly. "Eugh, gross" Jake says as he turns away from you. All you can see is Ryan's asshole start to open as huge piles of crap dump out almost instantly. "Ahhhhhh, that feels so much better" Ryan says as he gets up to piss in you. He gets down to angle himself so that his piss doesn't hit the floor. You can feel the warm piss hitting you as it splatters all over your hard body. "Don't forget to flush him" Jake says, laughing.
Ryan pulls down your handle, and you start to feel an orgasmic rush like you've never felt before. After a few seconds, your mouth refills with fresh water and the feeling stops. Ryan feels bad that you're a toilet, so he tells Jake to grab a mystery jellybean and to throw it in your hole. Jake puts it in your mouth and flushes you.
Instead of that orgasmic feeling...