"continues to affect the world's political and religious leadership. The Prime Minister resigned today shortly after the change, stating that she was, quote, too much of a ditz to handle all of this complicated political stuff. I remind viewers that the Prime Minister's change included a regression to late adolescence. A temporary all-party government made up of born-female Members of Parliament has taken over the running of the country.
After the resignation of the American president and vice-president, the born-female speaker of the house has taken the presidential office. She has announced a crash program into the causes and nature of the great transformation. When asked if the changes would be reversed if a means were discovered, she replied 'Great Goddess, why?'
Still no announcement from the Vatican as to whether the current Pope and College of Cardinals would stay in office. An anonymous source at the Vatican states 'They're useless--all they want to do is paint their toenails and hold slumber parties.'
Much of the Middle East is in anarchy, as the region's macho leadership has often regressed to toddlerhood or infancy. Born-female administrations are emerging in Israel, the Palestinian territories, Turkey and Iran. No word from Saudi Arabia or the Gulf states, and loss of access to Middle Eastern oil is becoming an increasing concern. On the bright side, violence has diminished greatly. Al-Jazeera is showing a video supposedly released by the now female Osama bin Laden, ascribing the change to the wrath of Allah while dressed in a considerably more flattering outfit than he usually wore.