Pity i never got the chance.
It was in my fourth month in captivity that a geneticist at Cornell University made a startling discovery.She had been analyzing genetic samples from dog,wolves ,coyotes,foxes and hyenas from around the world trying to trace their common ancestral origins.She noticed that there was one common pattern showing up on the genalyzer machines that reminded her of an similar pattern that she had seen on a animal disease project she had done 10 years earlier.
She went through her old graphs and traced the source of the anomalous genetic material.
Typhoid!Dogs and all the other beasties had strands of the typhoid bacteriums dna wrapped up in their own dna.
Dogs,wolves ,foxes,coyotes and hyenas were reproducing the typhoid dna every time they mated.