Ben slaps David on the chest. "Come on man move!"
David feels his new tail with his hands. "look at it....just look at it!" He lets go of the tail and it swats at a passing fly all on its own. "Did you see that? That was funny! HAW HAW HAW HAW HEEE HAW!"
"David! Knock it off!" John yelled at him. "This isn't funny. Aren't you scared?"
David's eyes seemed filled with a crazed euphoria. "I HAW HAW HAW can't HAW HAW HAW stop HAW HAW HAW HEE HAW laughing!"
He seems to manage after a minute to regain his composure. Tail waving he staggers after his friends. "What am I suppose to do with this tail?" The tail waves in the air behind him comically. Then he freezes again hand going to his ears scratching them. "Uh guys....my ears hurt....help me...do something!." As he scratches the tops of his ears become pointed like those of an elf then start to stretch longer the tips turning black. About a minute later, David staggers after his friends now sporting a tall pair of black donkey ears. "I I I don't want to be a donkey!"