The laundry room on the fifth floor of my dorm was clear. Thank God, I thought. As I was piling clothes into the washing machine, I noticed something shining from inside the machine.
Taking out an old amulet, I thought, "What is this thing?" I nonchalantly placed it in my pocket, thinking maybe it was worth something, then thought about how funny it was how on laundry day, I find so many clothes from other guys I dated. The pants I had on right then happened to belong to my most recent ex...