"Look, I'm not going to run around with this thing glued to my butt you quadropedic ball of fur. So how's about this? You stop with the bibbity bopity boo stuff and I'll refrain from telling the zoo management about your odvious misbehavior!" you say as your tail twitches violently back and forth for emphasis.
The tiger looks up, sighs, and puts it's head back down. You aren't sure what he's trying to communicate there, but you DO know that it results in a pair of tiger ears to match the tail. Just as your about to freak out about that, you notice your canine teeth starting to grow.