"Yes, I came about the ad?" James said to the blond man working in the basement lab.
Derek looked up and introduced himself. He knew who James was already. The ad in James hand had been prepared by Derek himself, and deposited under James' door by Derek. There would be no other applicants for this job.
"You look emanately qualified," Derek said looking James up and down, "But a few questions first. The study pays $1000, and all you do is have to sleep. We can start tomorrow if you like. Now this is a top secret study, so keep it hush-hush, okay."
The project he described sounded exciting. I made arrangements to be gone for a couple days, and reported back to the lab the next day.