Suddenly Ham Ham found himself crushed beneath a large dragon foot. Ham Ham became a big bloody and pulpy blotch on the ground!!! It was quite a sight to see!
Everyone within 6 miles of the splat-down site turned into female dragons nearly ready to lay eggs!!! Dragons looked around in confusion for a moment, then started gathering materials to make nests out of, so that they could lay their eggs and sit on them.
All the women turned into big red dragons, the men turned into smaller green dragons. They would become a powerful force with their young, and one of them would go on to roast corporate America and create a motion picture about a whole bunch of dragons overtaking the earth!!!
I wonder if that will give the other dragons any hot ideas???
As for Ham Ham, a day has passed now and he's a dry cunky red splotch. He's not looking any fresher!!!! But the dragons are about to lay their eggs!!! Lets look in and see how they're doing, by-cracky!!!