"Processed FOOTS?!" You say. Can what you've eaten truly be someone's foot?!
"Foots?!" Terry says, "Ooops, I mean processed FOODS!" Terry says "I don't know why I would have said foots. It's almost as if my words were being put into my mouth by someone who has had one too many Sierra Nevada Pale Ales and didn't notice the error until it was too late! Ha ha ha!"
"Riiiiight!" you say "So let's continue."