Barbie scanned her hateful ex into the Chronivac and loaded up his stats. If he thought big tits were so important, she decided to let him have some big tits!
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John was playing football with his buddies when he felt his t-shirt begin to chafe him. As he instinctively scratched his chest, he was surprised just how raw his nipples felt. He tried to ignore the curious sensation and concentrate on the game, but with each passing movement his top felt more and more uncomfortable - like it was too tight all of a sudden. His chest was starting to feel cramped and heavy.
"Wait guys," John paused their game, "I wanna swap sides. I think I might be having an allergic reaction to this shirt. Let me play Skins, okay?"
Without waiting for a reply from his friends, John pulled his t-shirt off over his head and dropped it to the ground. It was at precisely that moment - as he felt the cool summer breeze prickle his bare chest, which wobbled gently with each intake of breath - that John discovered he had breasts. Large, round, beautiful, perfect, sensitive, female breasts!