Guy looked around. Something was wrong.... The room looked...smaller somehow. And the bed was creaking under his weight.
He stood up and promptly smacked his head on the ceiling. What the hell?
Standing slightly hunched over, he took stock of himself. He was unchanged, except he was now bigger. Really big. In fact, gigantic.
He picked up the instructions Mr. Yuan had written on the now comparitively tiny piece of paper:
GET BIG CREAM (ANCIENT CHINESE FORMULA)
SPREAD CREAM AS DESIRE ON BODY -- LITTLE LONG WAY! SPREAD ON TOTO BODY! THEN SLEEP. WANT MORE BIG, USE MORE. SUGGEST: TRY SMALL FIRST.
Of course, Guy was a bodybuilder -- it was all or nothing. And the cream had felt so good he'd emptied the whole jar.
Now he was big all right -- he was over eight feet tall! What was he going to do?