Megan screamed as she was covered with crap, horrible oozing runny diarhea which, a second later, she realized was actually hot fudge sauce, since her sister was still an ice cream sundae, albeit a sentient icecream sundae in the shape of an incontinent pig woman.
And Megan then realized, as she gagged and burped in the hot fudge, that she was still in the body of Morgan Beech. "What happened?" he asked.
"OINK" squealed her sister, the ice cream pig sundae woman, "That damn Kyle -- he must have some BURPPP hypnotic powers, because only one person gets to have the curse and that's SQUEALLL me!" She looked at her brother. "Transform or Dare?"
"Dare," said Morgan.
"Good," squealed Jennifer the pig sundae, "I dare you to go find Kyle and, without saying a SNORT word, go beat the crap out of him and then OINK come back here!"
The fudge-crap-covered Morgan nodded, balling his fists and stalking out of the room.