You wake up. You find yourself tied down by twine and prone. You try to push yourself up but the twine has rendered you effectively immobile. You gasp and look around in terror.
Your body has been tied down to a rectangluar slab of what seems to be smooth black lava rock. You look around and see straw huts. But your eyes must be fooling you. These huts seem to be only two feet tall. That's impossible. Only a Barbie or Ken doll could possibly fit in one of those. You then hear a ripping sound.
Your boxers! You feel small hands ripping your boxers off your sweaty body! After a few seconds, you feel them finally gone, the wind free to blow on your exposed ass.
You then hear a high-pitched gibberish from a mouth you cannot see. Although you understand that it's not any language you heard before, you somehow understand what the words mean.
"We are ahead of schedlue. It is just morning and our leaf god is almost complete."
You feel the twine release its grip on you and you immediately jump to your feet and look around. You gasp in awe as you find yourself surrounded by three dozen men who are all only a foot tall.
They all have golden hair and skin, muscluar physyques, and are wearing nothing.
In panic you try to run away but you hear one of them continue in that gibberish language.
"HALT!"
You feel the leaf amulet burn against your skin as your whole body freezes.
"Mapata", the voice continues "we know you're afraid, but don't be. Your old life as Jason is over, and you'll enjoy your new life as our god."
You then feel your body forced to walk off the black rock platform and towards a pool of water. You gasp at shock at your own reflection.