If it worked once, it'll work again.
Rushing back to the bottle of turpentine, this time with a jar in hand to put the latex in once it's off of you, you quickly screw the cap off the canister and pour its contents all over your rump. This time it takes considerably more to cover the chunk of rubber and you end up using all the turpentine that you had left. Once you're done, you watch as the latex slowly slops off your rear, landing on the floor and once again reforming as a pink puddle. This time, however, you don't intend to just leave it there.
Quickly grabbing the jar, you move in to scoop the latex up, and somehow manage to get the whole thing inside without getting any of it on yourself. Impressed with your own skills, you waste no time putting the top on the jar... or rather, trying to. As you try to put it on, the jar's contents suddenly burst up and out, pouring around the jar and somehow making their way above the lid. You try to drop the thing, but it's too late as the substance covers both your hands and quickly reshapes. You watch as it takes the form of puffy latex rabbit paw-like three-fingered hands (great, back to the rabbit stuff), the backs pink and the fronts resembling white pads. Flexing your fingers and thumb, you see that you can fortunately still move these gloves. Unfortunately, you're out of turpentine and have no chance of opening another canister of it with your smooth latex-covered hands.