While Jeff was gone, Amy hopped up to the computer and started playing with it. Having her brother suddenly become a real-life clown was fun, but it would be even more fun if he was a girl clown! She pressed enter.
In the other room, Jeff suddenly felt his already clown-like hair explode from his head in a frizzy mass of blue curls. With a loud boink sound, huge balloon-like breasts sprang from his chest and his butt exploded outward in a comically exaggerated fashion.
A wave washed over his already altered mind, changing it further. She knew her name was no longer Jeff, but Pennie. Pennie the Klown. As it always had been. She skipped back into the room and in a cartoonishly high soprano sang, "Who wants to play some gaaaaaames?"
Amy clapped her hands and laughed.
Pennie, however, in the back of her mind, screamed. She remembered distantly her old life as a typical adolescent male. But a fog was passing over her identity, changing her love of playing sports with her friends to riding on her tricycle and juggling for Amy. She used to wear jeans and t-shirt, but now felt naked without at least her bloomers on. And finally, memories of her girlfriend gave way to a desire to find a nice male clown to settle down with someday...