He tries to read it, but the ink is blotchy and faded. As he looks closer the ink begins to move, changing, forming into letters.
As the first letter appears he feels a shock of pain encompass his body.
It starts at his hips as he feels them widening, changing from their bony shape to a more suitable form, then spreading up inside him, his body shifting, breaking and rejoining at an alarming rate.
As he runs his hands through his thick blond hair it begins to lengthen, tumbling down across his back.
Suddenly a great weight begins to form on him, as he puts his hand on his chest he feels it begin to expand, swelling into a pair of perfectly formed breasts.
As the final letter appeared he had completely changed.
"Oh. My. God"