"I don't know about this. I've heard the stories. Or what I thought were stories. But how do I know you won't take what I say out of context and do whatever you want?"
"I don't suppose you do, master."
"Then I don't want to wish."
"You would deny the possibility of absolute power because of a few fairytales you have heard about mischievous bad-eggs?"
"Well. When you put it like that. But please don't be too horrible to me? I know it sounds stupid an' all with you being so omnipotent, but...I'm asking nicely."
The genie smiled a wicked smile.
"We shall see. What do you desire, master?"