<<Well hello there!>>
You're startled by this voice seemingly emanating from nowhere and yet everywhere all at once. Is this that elephant?
<<Ooh, sentient and clever! You figured it out so fast, I'm impressed! Can't wait to get started now!>>
Started?
<<Well, on you. Figure I might as well make some changes before I go. After all, that's why I'm here.>>
You're gripped with panic at the mention of changes, relief as you hear it'll be going, then total confusion. What is this thing? Why would it change you, and what does it want? And how-
<<Hah, an inquisitive one too. Well, I suppose I might as well tell you. I mean, it's always funnier when they know. Well, I'm what you call... um... help me out here...>>
Your mind races. Is it a monster? Alien? Experiment? Demon?
<<Ooh, that one. Well it's close enough, and probably the best you could understand. I'm also a puddle, and yeah, I guess latex like you were thinking. Anyways, I just sort of "woke up" a little earlier and had nothing to do, so I decided to start finding some entertainment. First, some idiot thought he'd take a piss on me, so I decided that he should look a bit more like something that pisses all over the place.>>
Then the latex wolf...
<<Oh, so you've seen him? Yeah, he was a good warm-up. I shouldn't have messed with his mind though, now he just thinks he's a boring old wolf. Didn't make the same mistake with the next one. You came from the direction he ran away in, so you probably saw him too. I only got to leave him with a shiny new muzzle, then the bastard ran off. I knew I should've tied him down or something... Oh, but don't worry. You can't get away and I'll go ahead and leave your mind intact. I want some real enjoyment out of you, and I'm going to savour your humiliation. I'm sure it'll be hilarious.>>
With that, the sadistic voice is gone, once again leaving you alone on this trail to ponder your sanity.