She looks more comfortable now, and stops being so tense. "It's okay!" She sits down beside you. "I'm not sure what's wrong, but maybe I can help you feel better? I'm Sofi. My dad 'n mom own this place." She says extending her hand for you to shake.
"Yeah, hey, I'd tell you my name, but I can't remember it right now. Man I really need to sleep the rest of this off, think I can crash on your couch?" you ask the young girl.
"I would, but my mom 'n dad hate your guts and have sworn a grisly revenge on you." She says as matter-of-factly as if she'd said they were painting the trailer.
"huh?" you say.
"Yup. You kinda wrecked one of their favorite attractions. Makes 'em kinda testy. You can share a trailer with Pops though." she says.
"Pops? The Beer and Meat-stick guy?" You ask.
"That's him. He's cursed, so he's won't rat you out." She says.
"Cursed?" you ask.
"Yep. He used to be a mule, so they turned him into a human. Now he's trapped as a human, which he says he hates, but he also can't bear to miss a single episode of Jeopardy, so I think he's just to lazy to get himself turned back into a donkey. C'mon, I take you to his trailer."
"Why don't I just leave the carnival?" you ask.
"You can't. Mom put a hex on you. You try to leave and you'll turn into a rabbit, then get eaten by an coyote and turn into that. Then the coyote will do his business on a tree and you'll turn into that. Just long enough to grow and apple (which you'll turn into) and then get eaten by a worm (which you'll also turn into) and then the worm will crawl back here and turn back into you again." She says counting off the various transformations off on her fingers. You slowly take in what she's just said.
"what? So how the explative deleted do I get out of here?" you say in a voice louder then you expected.
"You've got to break the rest of the curses, of course, Oh! I forgot to tell you that, huh? You're the chosen one now."
"Huh?" you say.
"Things'll make more sense when you're sober. C'mon." She walks a head of you.