The fairy giggles. "Sorry, can't do that. Once you're a fairy, you're a fairy for good."
You stare at her. "But I...can't you at least make me male again?"
She shakes her head. "Uh-uh. Your new form is completely permanent. But relax! You'll get used to it, and when you do, there's plenty of cute fairy guys to choose from!" She winks at you, then grabs you by the hand. "Come on, we've got to introduce you to everybody!"