"I'm so glad you're okay with this," Sonya says, dropping her head onto his shoulder and sighing. "I can get through anything with you by my side."
"I would never let anything turn me away from you, you know that," he answers, and pats her on the back. "Besides, I suddenly find myself craving pork..."
Sonya pulls back, shocked and pushes him away. "Derek!! How could you say something like that?!" She shrieks, her voice sounding much like a pig's squeal.
"No, no... that's not what I meant..." Derek says after he slams into the wall. He slowly gets his bearings back and walks back up to her. "I meant that I'm... craving... pork." And to demonstrate his intent, he pulls his shirt off, and approaches Sonya with a slight smirk on his face.
"Huh? I... oh... OH!" Sonya's eyes widen, and she lunges forward and hugs him tightly around the chest. "Derek, I'm so sorry! I thought you were saying you wanted to eat me and... uh... Derek?"
"Yeah?" He asks, running his hand through her hair while the other cups the small of her back.
"You have a snout," she says, matter of factly.