It had been a bit of a walk to get here, after parking the car you had to walk a good 15 minutes through wilderness. For some reason or another you had decided to visit a nudist colony you had heard about, one that happened to be located in the middle of the wilderness making getting to it a real pain in the butt.
Eventually you came to a sign that read:
Wild Dreams Nudist Colony
5 Minute Walk Ahead
Please Read the Rules Before Continuing
Rule 1. Beyond this point no articles of clothing are allowed to be worn.
Rule 2: Please try to keep our environment clean. No littering.
Rule 3: If you must engage in sexual activities please do so in your private rooms. Don't act like animals.
Rule 4: No photography is allowed on the grounds without permission of everyone who would be in the photo.
Rule 5: Rule 4 also applies to video cameras.
Rule 6: By entering the colony you agree to be subject to Wild Dreams jurisdiction in event you are to break any laws or rules while in the resort. In addition you also waive your right to sue any mishaps that come as a result of breaking rules or your own mistakes.
Rule 7: Next to the rules sign there is a guest book, please sign the guest book before entering and leave a bit of information about yourself. This is just a way to keep track of who is coming and who is going.
In the event that you break any of these rules a fitting punishment will be assigned to you within moments. After the punishment you will still be allowed to stay.
As you're reading the rules you are alarmed as a fox suddenly runs out from the bushes right in front of you and off somewhere else. You had only seen it for a few moments but something had seriously bothered you about its eyes. For one they looked unusually intelligent, and secondly they seemed to be filled with fear. It was gone almost as soon as it appeared though, so probably nothing to worry about.
You see the guest book sitting next to the sign, you should probably sign it before you enter the colony, the sign said so.
So, what do you write about yourself?