BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP
Ugh. Morning already? Did you even sleep? You kind of remember having some weird dream, but you feel like you were up all damn night. You can barely even think about getting out of bed, let alone actually-
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP
That stupid alarm clock! Why the hell did you even set it, today's a saturday! Did you think you'd NEED some obnoxious sound blaring at you this early, or-
BEEEP BEEEP BEE*click*
If you knew who'd invented the snooze button, you'd kiss him right now. Either way, that alarm's off now, so you can just curl up and... brush your hand in something slimy? Your immediate reaction is to pull away in disgust from whatever you just touched, opening your eyes in an instant to get a good look at it. After that, your reaction is to try and figure out just what it is.
It looks like a sort of foot-long solid red rubber tube, with one end flared out. Has a bit of a curve to it, and it looks fairly flexible. The slimyness came from the stuff covering it, stuff that looks like... well, like slime. Pink slime, specifically, though an explanation as to why any slime would be pink escapes you. You give it a smell, and recognize the scent of latex. Cautiously picking it up, you hold it in your hand to get a closer look. The slime feels a little sticky, but you don't feel anything else of note. You do, however, see what looks like a sort of ridge running up the outside of that curve. Curious, you trace its length with your finger.
That little bit of stimulation is enough, and pink slime explodes out of the flared end. Wait... flared end, curved shape, and it shoots sticky slime when you rub it? Holy crap, it's a cock, and it's pouring its odd-colored cum all over your hands! You barely manage to gag back a bucketload of vomit when you realize what it is, and then rush to the bathroom to wash that strange semen off your hands.