The captain turned to his fellow teammates. "Men, I think its about time we had a little fun with this geek. Lets make him a surfer, a dumb laid back surfer...but not just any surfer, the best around.." The others nodded their approval. "Yeah! Make him a dumb surfer cap!" "And lets make him younger too! A young dumb surfer kid!" The captain grinned, an evil look in his eye, and then...