"All right lucky number seven!" Danny said rolling the respective number
"Well, you get to pick a red card which gets ya something AP... so lets see what that means!" Anthony says
"Hey um, anyone notice anything weird about this game?" Kevin said pulling his knees up to hide his embarrassing hard on. He had picked the wrong day to pick his favorite pants which were a size too small, and that was causing a rather painful experience down below.
"Like what?" Jack asked curious to why Kevin was suddenly acting skittish
"Well one thing, this game is ancient and yet it appears automated. And if its so advanced why did it set up six pieces instead of four? Theres only four of us its like its expecting more to show." Kevin said quickly regretting drawing so much attention of himself.
"Hey guys, the card I pulled just said 'roll' on it. Whats that supposed to mean, roll for what?" Danny said
"That is weird..." Jack commented "Hey Anthony you said red squares mean and deal with age? Maybe it wants you to roll the dice to adjust your characters age"
"What characters though? Are we supposed to be writing this stuff down and calculate it for something?" Danny asked Anthony who was the only one who read the rather short rules.
Kevin was the only one who suspected what was about to happen, but refrained from commenting because if he was wrong his friends would never let it down that he popped a boner when playing a board game with the guys. Instead he reached for a pillow and placed it on his lap so he could sit comfortably again without anyone suspecting anything other then he wanted his arms comfortable.
Danny picked up a single die and began to roll it in his hand. Tossing it on the table it landed on a six.
"Yes, thats not that bad! What do I get?" Danny said raising raising his arm in triumph.
"Um, I'm not sure... give me a second" Anthony said flipping though the instructions booklet, when the sound of a button popping interrupted him.
"What was that?" Anthony asked
"Sounded like it came from where Kevin is sitting, are you sitting on the remote or something?" Jack asked
"I um, no I don't think so..." Kevin said his face started to blush. Well at least that takes care of some of the pain, Kevin thought. The rest of the group was about to interrogate him further when Danny started to complain.
"Um, guys... could someone turn the air conditioning lower I'm burning up in here?" Danny said his face dripping sweat his white shirt slowly becoming see though.
"Are you ok?" Jack said laughing "You look like you took a shower!"
"Shut up I don't feel good!" No sooner had he said that he grunted in pain and fell over. The rest of the group, except for Kevin got up to see what was wrong. despite his friend blocking his view of Danny he could hear the sound of fabric stretching as Danny panted from both the heat and the pain. A fairly familiar sound was heard as the button of Danny's jeans flew off. Next to follow was his expensive brand name shirt as it stretched to its limits from his expanding chest then finally went a little bit more and holes formed all around it before Danny grabbed the center with his hand and ripped the front open allowing him to breath easier. He had already kicked off his shoes before playing the game, but his socks went so lucky one of them had almost ripped in half as the other only covered half of his foot. The last thing to rip was the jeans which split down the seams at the thigh.
The two guys standing around him were wide eyes and open mouthed at what they had seen, Kevin tried to lean forward to see past his friend's legs but that didn't quite work in his favor.
"Well that certainly answers a lot of questions..." Anthony said the first to speak
"What are you talking about what happened..." Danny said noticing his voice sounded a little too deep.
"You better look for yourself" Jack said helping Danny up.
As Danny got up Kevin saw for the first time the extent of what had happened. Damn he got hot... wait what the hell?, Danny thought as his boner felt like it got harder looking at his friend in shredded clothing aching for more to come off.
"Holy shit!" Danny said as he saw himself in the mirror "What happened?"
"My guess is you landed on a age changing square and you rolled a 'six' which seems to have meant six years, making you..." Anthony said
"Twenty-one" Danny slowly said
"Great you can but us beer now!" Jack said happily
"My I.D. Didn't change just me, moron!" Danny said picking up a pillow and throwing it into Jack's gut.
"Well I guess that means your next 'Anth'" Kevin said desperately trying to keep them from the subject of the 'if that happened to Danny what happened to Kevin?' subject.
"Oh, Right... lets see if I get something good..." Anthony said as he picked up the dice
"Hey, um is there any clothes in this place that might fit me... its kind of cold in here..." Danny said as Anthony tossed the dice.