Using two of the udder's teats as handholds, you give it a hard yank. As you do, you feel it shift a bit. Awesome, it's coming off!
...Or not. Rather than doing so much as budging, the udder spurts out a stream of white liquid from each of the teats you're pulling on. Seeing this, you just can't help but stop to scream at how incredibly wrong this is. This thing shouldn't work! Heck, it shouldn't even exist! It's just... it's not possible! Barely giving you a chance to even try to think about all that, you feel your feet submerge in something slightly cold as the white liquid pools around them. Ugh! Now it's all over your feet, dripping from your udder- oh, nothing about this situation is right. How can you even have a working udder, you're not a woman or a cow!