You can't wait to see your roommate's reaction to this wonderful gift you've given him. The team can wait a little, and besides, they'll need their new mascot to cheer them on, so you give him a nudge to wake him up.
"Aw man, it's like still morning. Uhhh... what was I drinking last night, I feel all weird and HOLY CRAP! What happened to my hands?!? My... my face! You, you must've done this! What the hell did you do to me, you sick..."
He's still ranting, of course. Clearly, he doesn't appreciate the gift you've given him. Of course, you aren't about to stand for all this rudeness and let his yelling disturb everyone, so you decide to silence him. Touching your hand to his muzzle, you rub away his mouth in one smooth motion and leave nothing but a smooth surface behind. He's still trying to scream, no doubt more profanities demonstrating his clear unappreciative feelings about your gift, so you just ignore him and let him crawl into the corner of his room, trying to paw off his latex face with what used to be his hands.
Disappointed at your roommate's lack of team spirit, you leave him behind. Now you can go and share that wonderful latex with the rest of the team. The only question is whether or not any of them will be able to practice without a suitable mascot.