I need not my antiperspirant to sweeten my scent, that which gives relief of both jack and jennet does this all so well!
I am free from all that bound me to being human, and of those accursed imposed rules that tend to cause only life shortening anxiety.
Why leave, when what I have is but better for me than all the tea in China!
Everything my donkey stud jackass heart could desire is set here before me, I have no good reason to give it all away. What fool returns to a burning building and thinks about remaining?
Humanity offers me little, but donkeydom grants me what those who watch and see me enjoying life, would wish for they too, to have and hold, cherishing it until death does make the parting.
Dare ask, which is better for the soul? Shall one live a long and anxious life, wondering where the next meal shall come, or if they might live to another day? Is it not better to cast these worries and frets upon the winds of time, allowing one to find joy and cherish every moment to its ultimate!
My being an Ass is a profound blessing and one that like a fine bottle of rare wine needs be sniffed, and slowly savored, granting enjoyment from every twit and tittle.
Here I am, and to all I wish good health a long life, and what is most precious to all, our freedom to openly express beliefs and feelings through love of everyone who relishes life and its living of life!