Sue and Joy looked at each other and started laughing.
"We're total fat asses now!"
"Yeah but I really don't mind." Joy said. Then she felt a rumbling in the pit of her stomach. She leaned over and released a massive fart.
"God Joy, wait until you're in the bathroom to do that!" Candy yelled. Joy just farted again and laughed.
Sue then belched in Joy's face and farted loudly.
"You guys are disgusting!" Candy said, picking up the dice and rolling it. It landed on a red square. Candy picked up the card and read what was printed on it.
Become a fat, gassy sow for complaining about your friends.
Candy then farted loudly and ran back to the fridge. She ate all the food that was left in the fridge and pretty soon gained 200 pounds of fat. Then she belched and sighed in contentment. A pair of pig ears flopped from her ears.