John decided that he brought some luggage, and dammit, he was going to leave with some! In a moment of blind fury (and probably a bit of stupidity), John reached on the rotating luggage belt and pulled off a random person's suitcase. Before anyone could notice, he rushed off to the bathroom. As he walked, John checked the tag. Apparently he'd be posing as a "Robert Jones" today. Excited to get out of the dirty wet clothes, John unzipped the suitcase and took a look to see what was inside.