"This is fantastic," John whispered to himself, his voice rumbling deeply as he ran a hand down his chest. He could feel the rough texture of his hand and chest grinding against each other and a slight wisp of sand fell from the contact point. "I feel wonderful!"
John grinned, unknowingly baring his stone fangs and twisting his stone visage into a menacing smirk. "I wonder how strong I am," he though to himself. His eyes moved around the room as he searched for some way to test his new body's limits in his now cramped bedroom.
Then he saw something. Reaching down with his stone hands he grabbed the large oak desk he'd picked up at a garage sale a few years ago. He remembered how much trouble he had gone through to get it here, it had been so heavy that four people had been needed to lift it into his friend's truck. He'd nearly thrown out his back just trying to shift it the other day when his wallet had fallen behind it. But now his massive hands wrapped around the top of the desk, grabbing it firmly and lifting. With a mighty creak the desk lifted from the floor. John could hardly believe it, the desk felt like cardboard in his hands. He flexed his great stone pecs and pushed inwards, the top of the desk snapping in two with a mighty <i>crack</i> as it crumpled under the pressure.
John snorted very bovine sounding chuckle as he casually tossed the bits of desk aside, each of them striking the walls with so much force that they smashed great holes.
He wanted something more challenging, something tougher and heavier.
"There certainly isn't anything else in here," he said to himself, "maybe I'll find something outside."
He walked to the door, which was now much to small to let him pass. He grinned toothily walked through anyway. The wall yielded almost instantly to his great bulk as he pushed through with his shoulder, tearing great gouges in the top of the frame with his great horns. John found it strangely satisfying to be doing so much damage to things and suddenly an idea struck him. His glowing eyes seemed to blaze brighter as he thought about what he would do next...