At that moment, Jennifer was angry over the humiliation she'd just endured. So angry, in fact, that the way the curse had worked its magic on her before slipped her mind as her brain was wracked with effort trying to come up with a clever comeback.
"Okay Kyle, I want you to turn into the biggest dork on Earth! Oh wait, you already are!"
SLAM!
Kyle and his friends couldn't stop laughing. Giving her the prank call was great, but they never expected it to get to her so much.
"Man, I can't believe how mad she was!"
"'You're the biggest dork on Earth Kyle!' Classic!"
"That was awesome! Man is she gonna be pissed at you at school tomorrow! Totally worth it though, huh Kyle?"
Now that the joke was over, their laughter eventually died down as Kyle's friends left to go home, leaving him alone. There wasn't much for him to do once they were gone, so he just sat back, relaxed, and watched some TV. Something was wrong though. Usually, this chair felt like it was made for him, but tonight it didn't feel right. It was like the ass groove it had no longer fit his own rear. Oh well, he thought. Probably just put on a few pounds. He did feel a tad bloated - might be a good idea to lay off the potato chips for a while.