You head to the garden shed. There's an old wash tub there, and there's a bumper crop of tomatoes on the vine. You screw up your face, you recall in your Junior Woodchip Handbook that bathing in tomato juice helps to rid a person of the skunk odor. You rummage around the shed and find a basket and an old juicer. Then you begin to harvest the tomatoes.
It takes more basketfuls than you imagined to squeeze out enough tomato juice to fill four inches of the old metal tub. Maybe you can cheat and add water, afterall most juice is mostly water anyway.
You pick up the hose which is attached to a chemical sprayer. You try to undo the sprayer, but the connection seems glued in place. You look in the container, and it seems to be empty except for a gooey residue on the inside. You figure if it's safe for the veggies it can't harm you and you turn on the water valve and add chemically enhanced water to your tub of tomato juice. Then you turn off the valve, strip down naked, and climb into the tub.
The tomato juice is cold and comes halfway up your calves. You begin washing in the tomato juice, and slowly lower your butt into the tub. The liquid seems warmer, maybe from your body heat or maybe you're just getting used to it. You wash your face and hair dunking your head in the tomatoey gook. You really wish you could get even with Jake and Todd, but they're so big. You wish you were stronger and bigger than you are...
You are surprised to find a long stringy hair growing out of your smooth chest. You feel your thighs press against opposite sides of the tub. Could you be growing? Maybe getting older? You sniff yourself, you reek of skunk and tomatoes now, but there's something else, a sort of musky smell.